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Low Graphics Vodka

1200 BP ∞ left

Vodka in his simplest form, optimized for viewers with terrible internet.

Vodka's Feet Fundraiser

3000 BP ∞ left

Vodka stands proudly with his sign, begging not for money, not for fame, but for something far worse.

Vodkana

1000 BP ∞ left

A banana portrayal of Vodka, blending identity and absurdity into a single piece of art.

Simple Banana

500 BP ∞ left

The simplest of the simple.

Vodka's Robe

2000 BP ∞ left

Vodka’s signature robe, he sits in it, he runs with it, he showers in it, what doesn't he do with it?

Primitive Banana

100 BP ∞ left

A deliberate rejection of polish. Raw form, honest lines, no corrections.

Banana Royale

5000 BP ∞ left

Not for everyone. Claimed only by those who can afford to stand apart.

First Banana

200 BP ∞ left Ended

The original. Owned by the first believers, before the crowd arrived.